Upon emerging from the tub, I opened my eyes to behold - nothing blackness. I could perceive no light, that until recently, interacted just fine with my eyes. I sat in stony silence. I was blind. I must have got a little soap in my eyes. I felt terror run over me. Should I scream?
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Beware of Closing Your Eyes
Upon emerging from the tub, I opened my eyes to behold - nothing blackness. I could perceive no light, that until recently, interacted just fine with my eyes. I sat in stony silence. I was blind. I must have got a little soap in my eyes. I felt terror run over me. Should I scream?
Thursday, September 20, 2007
My Trusty Street Bike
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Dirt Bikes Can Fly
Fun was code for: finding ways to propel me and my mighty machine higher, farther, faster than before. My favorite location was the ditch that ran along one side of a field not so far from the farm yard. This was a good ditch because it had no water in it, there was no fence beside it and there was little traffic on that road (well there was really little traffic on any of the roads).
I soon formed little dirt trails that ran down one side and up the other, or weaved up and down the sides. The exit out of the ditch was usually a steep edge that, with the proper velocity, provided a nice launch into the air. At first, I was just happy learning to climb and descend safely. The airborne part came next.
One fine fall evening, I was improving my jumping skills near dusk. The field had already been harvested and the stubble had been cultivated. I had been jumping out of the ditch for a while when I decided to return home. Seeing my location for the last jump, I really put some speed into it.
From my airborne vantage point, I noticed a certain farm implement parked right on my landing strip. The 5 bottom plow sat smug and firmly as my tires touched down a few inches from the hitch. Moments later, I became aware that the dirt bike front tire could fit very snugly under that hitch. My body did tend to stay in motion, thanks to one of Sir Isaac Newtons laws, and I flew straight over the handle bars and plow.
I lay crumpled on the ground, not sure if I was lucky or unlucky. Sure, I just crashed into a plow and I was thrown mercilessly to the ground. Yet, in my crumpled state, I smiled and snorted out the wheat stubble ready for another day of dirt bike flight.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
The Roaring Motorcycles
By brothers thought this was slightly strange and just wanted to give me a ride. Pulling me out from under my bed was a little like get a tick out from under your skin. I was not going to risk my life out there on that death contraption that howled like a demon from...some bad place.
This soon changed.
I think I was about ten or eleven. This cool Yamaha motorcycle, blue, sleek and fast, came into my life. I don't really remember how but it appeared and it was all mine to play with.
The fun part of this bike was that it was missing parts but still worked. Most notably the clutch lever was sort half there. With some skill you could pull a little stub that was partially attached back. It didn't really matter though; the gear shifter was also gone. The bike, of course, lacked the foot pegs; which was sort of a nuisance.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Machinery Playground
We had a row of old machines that were in various stages of decay all lined up along a fence - an old combine, an ancient manure spreader, a broken grain truck. Tall grass weaved through the draw bars, chains spokes and mechanical parts, hiding the rusting steel. Some of the oldest machines had remnants of wooden planks that still clung to steel skeletons. The carriage bolts still grasping onto shards of dried crumbling wood. The fragrance of old grease mixed with fresh farm air.
This was my playground.
My favourite was the two row sugar beet harvester. It was narrow and tall and had a chain linked conveyor system that moved the sugar beets from the ground up into a bin and allowed the dirt and debris to fall back to the earth through the gaping links. These links were perfect ladders and walkways.
I would enter in between the discs that rested on the ground, hidden amongst the grass, thistle or kosha weed. Entering in through the bottom I would travel up, like an animated sugar beet, and eventually end up in the large bin. In the bin, I stood vigil over the war torn battle field. I spied on troop movements and kept eye on aerial maneuvers - flocks of sparrows flying sorties.
Our harvester had a boom that extend cantilevered from one side. This perch was my precarious observation deck or in times of peace a joyful balcony.
It was a sad day when my body no longer fit through the discs. Eventually I could no longer see the war zone and my vigilant surveillance was no longer required to keep farmyard peace.
But, oh how I love to see the farm yards with their rows of machines. I glimpse through those rows of machines and see ghosts of forgotten joys.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Flying on the Swing
In the row of giant poplar trees was on that had a bough that stretched out nearly horizontal and then raced straight up. Before I was aware of life, someone climbed up that giant bough, it must have been more than two feet in diameter at the trunk, and tied a big rope near the top and placed an old tire at the bottom.
This old tire swing was such a perfect swing. I would step up on the tire and then perch on the top of the tire with the rope between my legs. My dad, coming out of the shop, would walk up and I would beg for an underduck.
A giant of a man, he would rush at me and away I would go. Lifting into the air I would leave his great hands and earth below with a rush of such joy. Coming back I would shout as the tire twisted and flew down to the ground to turn right back up again.
I felt like a bird diving for mice over and over again.
I see swings now and my heart pounds with the reminiscent joy of those days of joyful flight.
Saturday, September 8, 2007
The Potato Harvest
Well, there were, and are, certainly larger farms but we still had about a 100 acres of potatoes, and in my book that is a lot of potatoes.
When I was too young to drive the trucks hauling the potatoes in or drive the harvester, I was given the job of pulling the boards out of the back of the truck. (Don't ask me to explain, it would take too long.) This was a job I was always willing to do.
This meant that I got to ride in the back of the truck to and from the field. I would sit up there and watch the truck slowly get filled with potatoes. Then once full, I would face the wind and ride back to the potato storage. I loved that.
Scattered amongst the potatoes were dirt lumps. Back at the storage facility, a crew would sort those out before long term storage but during that journey back they were just my personal arsenal. I sat up there as we rambled down the gravel roads and threw dirt lump after dirt lump at the fence posts. I loved to see them fly across the roads and into the dried up prairie grass. I would shout out in great happiness when I got a fence post as if there were a great crowd following each of my throws.
Now it is turning to the fall, I sometimes get a sniff of cool earth on a crisp autumn day. The damp earth smell and a slight fresh breeze and I close my eyes. Instantly, I am transported to another day, another era of my life. I feel the thrill of that country road with the fresh wind.