My witty sister-in-law is Carrot Jello. She is very witty and I have silently giggled many times upon reading her prose. I don't feel I quite measure up to her stature but...Here I am now...inspired by her greatness to write down a few little stories that I tell my kids to get them to go to sleep. NOW DON'T GO TO SLEEP WHILE READING THIS.
Hope you enjoy.